Michael Moore at a book signing
MOORE: (while signing my book) Where can I get a good cheese steak?
ME: I'm a vegetarian
MOORE: Oh, well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me! NEXT! (to woman behind me) Where can I get a good cheese steak?
WOMAN: I'm also a vegetarian
MOORE: Why are ALL my fans vegetarians!?
ME: We have problems with torture and murder for pleasure