Andrew Tobias signing copies of his books My Vast Fortune and The Best Little Boy in the World Grows Up
WOMAN: (whispers to me) He's so brave coming out of the closet
ME: BRAVE!? It's 2001! While he was busy writing about his gay life under a pseudonym and making millions on the stock market from the other side of a closet door others were getting their heads bashed in fighting to make it safe for his rich white ass to FINALLY come out of the dark!